Nothing to see here…
Yet.
At the moment, our laboratory has an unusually good safety record.
Frankly, we’re a little disappointed.
Soon this page will be home to gloriously questionable creations that should never have happened…
…but we’re secretly glad they did.
Remember…
Not every experiment succeeds.
But every experiment makes for a good story.
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Status: Waiting for spectacular failures…
🟠 Under Observation – More testing required